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Talk about reading my mind. John Stossel is a great reporter for turning out this kind of content. Besides, how can you possibly go wrong by invoking the question "What would Brian Boitano do?" That question is especially cool when Brian Boitano actually shows up. This isn't like South Park where they have to draw him in. Truth be told, I probably wouldn't have heard of Brian Boitano without having seen South Park.
And of course, let's not forget Brewster's Millions. None of the above, 2008!